Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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