You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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