We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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