Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it was like having sex with a tree stump
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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