Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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