even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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