Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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