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  • 49 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:11am

    8:44... they are. It's called a hard-on.

  • 47 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:40am

    D's work in church if you like making the youth group boys squirm.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:57pm

    7:01PM They said FAKE titties so it's not about what God gave them... also, why do I feel like this is a text I sent to someone??? I'm glad others in Austin think like me :)

  • 48 44
    Submitted by 6666 on May 28, 10 at 12:11am

    Duuuddee that would be awwsoomee

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:49pm

    that would cause some terrible stretch marks / sagging...

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:54pm

    2:37 you must hang out with losers

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:24am

    @11:04, hahahahah that's what I do!

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:32pm

    Oh THAT's why I stopped going to Church. My titties are too big for the Lord

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:52pm

    2:37 my friends who are girls call them titties, go oink some more u fat pig

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:37pm

    You gotta be a guy. I've never heard a woman call 'em "Titties". OINK

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:24pm

    WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:59pm

    church tits? i can't decide if i should judge or dive into this culture head first.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:29am

    going to church won't make up for being a slut.

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:39pm

    this person is so original for stealing this from a fat old redneck dj who said this exact thing on the radio 2 weeks ago

  • 37 43
    Submitted by beebee094 on Nov 19, 10 at 6:29pm

    its called wearing a low cut slut shirt Saturday and dressing like a nun Sunday. trust me, I do it every week. haha

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:18pm

    Omg that would be so awesome I hope it is invented before I hit 40 and want a pair

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:27pm

    2:37 I'm a girl and I call them titties, in fact I prefer that word of boobs

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:15pm

    like Shaq Pump sneakers...

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:38pm

    Yeah Ds don't work in church. But they help you cross the street and go to the front of the line.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:42pm

    OMG I always say this!

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:30pm

    Hey 9:39, I have an original one that I stole from a redneck radio dj. It goes like this.... Most people have lives and are too busy to listen to redneck radio stations.

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:22pm

    7:24 there is no 11:04. high much?

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:37pm

    I totally agree ! hahah. and I also agree with 8:44 ! lmao.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:45pm

    sounds like a good business opportunity.

  • 29 35
    Submitted by BrOOkLyNsFinEsT on Dec 11, 10 at 6:12pm

    That is a great idea.

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:49pm

    Hear hear, 8:44! I second this.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:48pm

    how do big yams not work at church? just dont have them all hanging out and its fine.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:49pm

    awwww I'm sorry 9:39 did he steal your joke?

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:44pm

    Well, well then. Dicks should be inflatable in that case, boys.

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:05pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes, hooker titties could be a problem on a daily basis.

  • 18 21
    Submitted by CLADD96 on Jul 21, 11 at 9:22pm

    DD's here all day everyday

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:01pm

    this is why i dont go to church, women are taught to feel ashamed about the sexy body god has given them

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:38pm

    That's an amazing idea actually.

  • 29 45
    Submitted by tracyeluce on Dec 9, 10 at 12:43am

    Awesome!!!!!!!

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:53pm

    There is no such thing as a fake titty.

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:10pm

    Fuck that keep the double d's thru church. Give the bored kids who are forced to go something to look at

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:39pm

    ever thought about a C?

  • 24 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:17am

    7:32, that was funnier than the OP. Haha.....

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:32am

    Judging by the statement I am going to call this one a catholic

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:53pm

    @ 1:19 you're funny.

  • 26 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:12pm

    pretty sure it's all about the presentation...

  • 24 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:49pm

    i love bags of sands