Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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