Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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