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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Oct 1, 10 at 7:18pm

    Rule: Give Credit where credit is due. No Exceptions.

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    Submitted by gimmmegimmme on Oct 1, 10 at 6:18pm

    Sucks to be you.

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      Submitted by BlindBaker on Oct 1, 10 at 8:59pm

      I see what you did there.

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 1, 10 at 4:49pm

    I have sent way too many variations of this text.....

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    Submitted by jprincess on Oct 1, 10 at 5:41pm

    Ummmm....I would like to pre-order my sex for the evening please.....

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    Submitted by gil on Oct 1, 10 at 10:17pm

    Well that's reasonable..

  • 67 48
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Oct 1, 10 at 6:15pm

    Valid point.

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    Submitted by awalta6wha on Oct 2, 10 at 12:46pm

    Was this a mass text or just sent to one guy??

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    Submitted by jaynfc on Oct 1, 10 at 10:44pm

    What a sweet, sweet girl..

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    Submitted by iblowpops on Oct 1, 10 at 7:00pm

    If the man is too drink that means I've got the night off. It's only fair.

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    Submitted by steeldude on Oct 1, 10 at 8:09pm

    I wish I could get this text

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    Submitted by mad2physicist on Oct 2, 10 at 4:39pm

    'If you want blown' - this dropping of 'to be' (or 'to get') must be a PA grammar thing; my wife who grew up there speaks that way frequently.

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    Submitted by ghettoblaster on Oct 3, 10 at 4:27am

    Best.Girlfriend.Ever.

  • Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 1, 10 at 6:38pm

    can anyone say date r.a.p.e.

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    Submitted by hopeybergio on Oct 7, 10 at 11:31pm

    Or u could try and wake him up with head in the middle of the night?? I did that once and my ex bf would still take me back... It's been years.

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    Submitted by norwillwin on Oct 2, 10 at 1:15am

    Where does this shit happen? Or should I say"whoooom"?

  • 57 66
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Oct 1, 10 at 8:29pm

    I've gotten similar texts to this.

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    Submitted by Phoosh on Oct 2, 10 at 3:00am

    Sounds fair enough...

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    Submitted by enitenite on Oct 3, 10 at 12:45pm

    If you can deep throat hit me up! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

  • Submitted by AlbinoBlackSheep on Oct 1, 10 at 4:38pm

    Hi, I'm a f@qq0t.