How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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