whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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