8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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