David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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