turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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