just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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