Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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