Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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