Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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