you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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