I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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