My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
wow bdsm is so cute
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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