i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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