You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
is that a dick in a sweater?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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