What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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