Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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