Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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