I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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