Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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