Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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