I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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