so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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