I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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