I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
there is glitter all over my balls
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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