sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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