didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
As shirtless as possible
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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