Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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