There is no way he is gay with that hair.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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