I must be too annoying 4 u.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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