Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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