Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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