I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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