How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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