this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just found puke in my bra..
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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