I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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