my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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