Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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