used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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