I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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